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The Wacky World
of
Brian Wishnefsky

The San Francisco Bay Area's entertainer extraordinaire
.Email: brian@pranks4u.com
(415) 753-1786
Sparky the Clown
Face painting, balloon animals and hats, games & magic. Provides prizes and general silliness, and plays the trumpet.

Children's Magician aka Brian the Wacky Wizard
Magic for family entertainment presented in a fun and comical way. Adults and Kids get to participate in the Magic Show with the Wacky Wizard. With balloon animals &/ or hats & game.Fun for everyone!

Trumpet-playing Gorilla aka: Hairy James
Gorilla plays trumpet in the Key of Ape, brings a banana, dances with guests. Can do: Ballet Ape in tutu, Superman Ape, Santa Ape, Female Ape.

Mr. Special aka: Mervyn the Nerd
Pays guest of honor a visit. Sings, brings nerdy gag gifts, can tell stories about knowing or having a fling with the guest of honor or other embarrassing events! This act is good for kids who think they are too old for a clown. I can do a one hour show for kids. Star Trek Nerd in Star Trek uniform is available. A real Trekkie act!

Grim Reaper Gram
The Grim Reaper comes to parties, plays funeral dirge on trumpet, sings song for the guest of honor, brings black balloons and reads comic “Last Will & Testament.” Lots of fun!

Clown-A-Gram
A clown delivers telegrams for all occasions with small gift. Plays trumpet and can do clown “make-over” for guest of honor.

Teddy Bear Telegram aka: Freddy Teddy
Dances, sings and brings balloons, bear gift and can provide taped music & more. Cute!

Biker Dude
This guy was born to be wild! Have him come to Grandma's birthday party. He can say they met at a tatoo parlor! Also good as a "phony date" to bring to a party. Especially good for "conservative" get-togethers! (Variations in costume available.)

Blarney O’Gram
Hey!!!  Blarney is wonderful for Childrens Parties!  Children four and under believe I am Barney & older Kids know I'm a joke on Barney so they will stay for the Show especially since I do Magic, Balloons, Music, Games & more!
Blarney The Dinosaurass is a Dino-Mite nerd who plays the tuba. He will go to Jurassic Extremes to entertain! As a telegram, great for people who love or hate Barney. Great idea for St. Patrick’s Day!

Baby Gram
Telegram for expectant mothers and baby showers which features a baby ape or a plain hairy human wearing a diaper and bonnet.

Dracula
Dressed in tails and cape, speaking like Bela Lugosi, Dracula brings miniature coffin filled with candy and toys. Vampire face painting, tells a ghost story & more. A delight at parties.

Opera Man
I ARRIVE IN TIE&TAILS (TUXEDO) I LOOK LIKE A REAL OPERA SINGER. I COME IN PLAYING AN OPERA SELECTION ON TRUMPET (USUALLY WAGNERIAN). I BRING BALLOONS,TELEGRAM ETC. I SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN OBNOXIOUS OPERA STYLE TO GUEST OF HONOR. OTHER SONGS CAN ALSO BE FEATURED. THIS TELEGRAM GOES OVER WONDERFULLY IN RESTAURANTS OR BANQUET ROOMS GREAT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE OR HATE OPERA !

Impersonations
Can impersonate Russians, doctors, lawyers, Al Jolson, and others (just ask!) for pranks and telegrams.

Captain Schnook
Wearing a great pirate outfit with eye patch and all, brings balloons, a treasure chest filled with games and prizes, does magic, teaches kids a simple pirate tune. Good for telegrams, especially in seafood restaurants!

Master Kung Pow
The Comedy Karate guy (There’s no substitution!)
When it comes to entertaining, Kung Pow is no chicken! Turtles and Rangers are no match for Kung Pow, who is a master in the skills of magic, balloons, games and even trumpet playing! Of course, Kung Pow will teach the kids good sportsmanship with some simple safe karate moves.

Chicken O’Gram aka: Hen-ny Youngman
Giant yellow chick that plays trumpet, tells chicken jokes, brings telegram and balloons. If you like “fowl” humor you’ve “pecked” the right act!

Mr. Un-Frog-etable
Sings “Hello my baby”, the Warner Brothers frog tune & more. Gag gifts.

English Judge/Barrister
The Em-Barrister. Funny looking English judge with black mustache and white wig, robe, gavel, & phony summons (telegram). Brings balloons, jokes and plays the Dragnet and/or Perry Mason theme on the trumpet for the guest of honor. Can also be done as a gorilla.

Space Alien
X Files look for shows, telegrams, walk arounds for kids and adults. Will “abduct” the audience with an out of this world act.

Cow-O-Gram
Hay!!! Goofy musical cow that is outstanding in its field. Will cowmmunicate utterly ridiculous puns (no bull.) Perfect for cow lovers.

Cowboy
Kids' shows, Walkarounds, theme parties, etc.

Santa Claus
Very popular at corporate functions for adults and/or children. Christmas tunes played on trumpet; makes reindeer balloons, too. Magic and games on request. Great photos with kids & adults!

ELFVIS the Magic Elf
Dressed in an elf outfit . This act is good for adults and children.

Hannukah Harry aka Tevye
Music, Magic, Games. Dresses like a Hassidic Rabbi - sings, dances and plays klezmer music on trumpet.

Jester
Great Walk-around character for events. Medieval costume & more!!.

Turkey aka: Mr. Special the Angry Bird
Let's talk Turkey!
You'll receive Thanks giving this nerd Turkey.
He can even dance the Turkey trot with the guest of Honor.
Give some Fowl Humor to someone who deserves it!

Aladdin aka Ali Baba
Aladdin’s Dad dressed in genie attire. Good for Middle Eastern theme parties, etc.

Safari Guy
Kids get to participate in magic with the Safari Guy. Balloon animals & hats, games & treasure hunts. The Safari Guy can also tell stories of Ancient Egypt and the animal kingdom. Party packages available. (Ask!) Fun for everyone!.

Tarot Reader
Reads tarot (gypsy accent available); medieval soothsayer or gypsy outfit available. Upbeat readings.

Strolling Wine or Beer Bottle
Great for walk-arounds. Makes balloon-grapes; tells jokes; plays trumpet. Will customize “bottle” label for your product.

Bacchus
Bacchus goes Roman around at events In toga. He is the divine wine god and can read Greco-Roman tarot cards, make balloon grapes that fit on glasses,wine bottles, etc. He also can play ancient sounding trumpet fanfares. He also does the Greek version of Baccus: Dionysis (computer Greeks loved him!) Bacchus can do some magic, too!

Stage Hypnotist
Gives fun, short lecture before actual performance. The entire audience is engaged. Fun and informative. Performance lasts 45 minutes to one hour.

Off the wall requests

You name it, I can probably do it: Practical jokes or hidden video gags.

Comedy entertainment also available for bachelor & bachelorette parties.

For information about availability and prices, call Brian Wishnefsky 415-753-1786

•All telegrams include small gag gifts, balloons and last approximately ten minutes, unless otherwise arranged.
•Prices of acts vary due to time, distance, parking fees and special requests.
•Big balloon bouquets available with or without musical telegram.
•Joke strips available for certain character telegrams.
•Musical instruments available for use: Pocket Trumpet, Regular Trumpet, Tuba, Rotary Trombone.
-For additional charge, I can bring my electric scooter. Great for parades, events and rides for the kids.